Question

Can a vampire take a picture of himself in a mirror to put on Facebook?

Knowledge Is Power

I would share my vast knowledge about the universe with you, but that wouldn't take long.

Pale Face

We used to sing a song, "One little, two little, three little Indians, four little, five little, six little Indians........" In our politically correct time we live in, should we sing, " One little, two little, three little Native Americans.....that is not catchy at all.

Smarter With Time?

Life has a way of teaching us lessons we don't want to learn. I have had times when I would rather stay ignorant.

My smiling bear picture

I love this guy. He always tries to muster a smile for anyone taking his picture. Does anyone else enjoy this? I know I do.

Next time

How many times have we used the phrase, "Next time" I am going to ....... Nope if you were going to do it at all, you already would have. Now is the time! This is the place!
Wait a minute I forgot what I was trying to say. You wait till your 50, then you will understand.