Sunday, August 23, 2009

Pluto, just a Disney Character

Ok, who else is ticked off that Pluto is no longer considered a planet? The scientists now consider that it is just a ball of gas, and is no more than a large star! If that is so then those that know me can call me a star. Gas Humor, nothing better if your 5. Enjoy, little tykes.

50 Boo Hoo

Has your get up and go, got up and went? Does your liver quiver? Does your ying feel like it's being stomped by your yang? (Whatever those are) Has your pep left your step?
If so, you might be over 50. It doesn't mean the end of the world, it just feels like it.

Back To School

Why is that the lists for school supplies get longer every year, when the income gets smaller? Kids already need wheels on their book bags just to prevent spine damage from carrying those heaps of books that they rarely open.

Froggie

Somewhere there are multitudes of amputated frogs, judging from the buffet selections. Tastes like chicken they say, but then doesn't everything except chicken nuggets?

Sunday, August 9, 2009

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!!!!

It is quite bewildering to tell your co-workers that you are about to have a High School reunion, commemorating a graduation year before they were born. Time is often a cruel taskmaster!
I don't want to ask anyone if I look old, because I appreciate honesty, and I still look better than Keith Richards...... or do I? Wait I said I appreciate honesty, ohhhhh, OK, This time you can lie if you want, just don't tell anyone.

Marshmallows

You know life is linda like a marshmallow, cause it is sometimes sweet, sometimes light, sometimes soft and cuddly, and when put to the fire and smothered in chocalate and crammed between two hard places at once, namely graham crackers, we often say Please sir, may I have some more!!!!! I do love smores (<:

Friday, August 7, 2009

Ouch

I read a T Shirt the other day that read, Pain is weakness leaving the body. If that is so, I must be the weakest man alive. Retail + Tax Free Wekend = Pain, Sore Feet, Frayed Nerves
This too shall pass!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Speed Demon

Alright, I know that when your young you tend to give that car a little too much gas, just to hear those tires screech, but when you get older, you just seem to slow down too much and infuriate all those behind you as you continue to cruise down the road with that left turn signal flashing for all it's worth. But then again I think it might be a frightening sight to see Grandpa burning rubber while blasting Lawrence Welk out the windows!

Hungry?

Is it true that your elbow is connected directly to your mouth, cause it seems that when at the table when my elbow bends, my mouth automatically flies open!

Whoah! Slow down my friends

When we are coasting down lifes highway with our minds in Nuetral, we miss too many life signs along the way. The Stop sign is one we need to obey when life is going too fast. Stop and smell the roses they say, but I prefer the Coffee. Ok, I know that caffeine can be a bother but it is my drug of choice (<: :>)