PROFILE PICS

Yes I need to change my profile pic often on Facebook, because it scares the children.

Question

Can a vampire take a picture of himself in a mirror to put on Facebook?

Knowledge Is Power

I would share my vast knowledge about the universe with you, but that wouldn't take long.

Pale Face

We used to sing a song, "One little, two little, three little Indians, four little, five little, six little Indians........" In our politically correct time we live in, should we sing, " One little, two little, three little Native Americans.....that is not catchy at all.

Smarter With Time?

Life has a way of teaching us lessons we don't want to learn. I have had times when I would rather stay ignorant.

My smiling bear picture

I love this guy. He always tries to muster a smile for anyone taking his picture. Does anyone else enjoy this? I know I do.

Next time

How many times have we used the phrase, "Next time" I am going to ....... Nope if you were going to do it at all, you already would have. Now is the time! This is the place!
Wait a minute I forgot what I was trying to say. You wait till your 50, then you will understand.

Cats

For you, GLP
I read where someone said they hate cats, and they said if they stared them in the eyes long enough they will run away. I guess it is a matter of superior intelligence over inferior intelligence but all I know is I cannot do that cause when I stare at them I get an overwhelming desire for catnip and start coughing up fur balls.

Hot Cars!

My air conditioner does not work in my car and we have been having record heat lately so I have been wondering if I panned some dough could I make bread while I am in the parking lot at work? I might even open a bakery and sell from my trunk. No, literally from my trunk ;)

Time

Time has a way of slipping away, much like money. Is that why they say, "Time is money"

Chillin

Is it wrong to want to wear sandals with socks? Have the fashion Police all gone mad? I know I would have never done that when I was younger, but now that I am age challenged ;) I just smile and watch them stare at my feet. At least I am comfortable.

Aging with Grace

To be compared to cheese or a fine wine when someone is referring to your progression in years isn't really a compliment. Those things just make some people fat and drunk. I would rather be likened to Rice Crispies cause I hear that Snap Crackle Pop Every time I get out of my chair!

Stretch

Do you ever feel like a rubber band being stretched beyond it's limit and about to burst? Stress has a funny way of malforming us and stretching us in ways that we do not enjoy, but if we can still bounce back with a little pep in our step, and don't snap someone up side the head (no matter how enjoyable that would be) we will find ourselves back in shape, unless we are like our waistbands on Thanksgiving after dinner (<:

Kinda Like

Kinda like! I have heard this expression many times in my life. It is OK unless someone is comparing you to Earnest T. Bass. But then again "You ain't seen the last of.....
Old man humor. Kids that was when black white and gray were the colors on our Television.

Stepping High

Bless The Lord! And all that is within me, bless His Holy name!
We all could use some help choosing what steps to take. Let's just remember He is with us.