Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Knowledge Is Power
I would share my vast knowledge about the universe with you, but that wouldn't take long.
Pale Face
We used to sing a song, "One little, two little, three little Indians, four little, five little, six little Indians........" In our politically correct time we live in, should we sing, " One little, two little, three little Native Americans.....that is not catchy at all.
Smarter With Time?
Life has a way of teaching us lessons we don't want to learn. I have had times when I would rather stay ignorant.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
My smiling bear picture
I love this guy. He always tries to muster a smile for anyone taking his picture. Does anyone else enjoy this? I know I do.
Next time
How many times have we used the phrase, "Next time" I am going to ....... Nope if you were going to do it at all, you already would have. Now is the time! This is the place!
Wait a minute I forgot what I was trying to say. You wait till your 50, then you will understand.
Wait a minute I forgot what I was trying to say. You wait till your 50, then you will understand.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Cats
For you, GLP
I read where someone said they hate cats, and they said if they stared them in the eyes long enough they will run away. I guess it is a matter of superior intelligence over inferior intelligence but all I know is I cannot do that cause when I stare at them I get an overwhelming desire for catnip and start coughing up fur balls.
I read where someone said they hate cats, and they said if they stared them in the eyes long enough they will run away. I guess it is a matter of superior intelligence over inferior intelligence but all I know is I cannot do that cause when I stare at them I get an overwhelming desire for catnip and start coughing up fur balls.
Hot Cars!
My air conditioner does not work in my car and we have been having record heat lately so I have been wondering if I panned some dough could I make bread while I am in the parking lot at work? I might even open a bakery and sell from my trunk. No, literally from my trunk ;)
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Chillin
Is it wrong to want to wear sandals with socks? Have the fashion Police all gone mad? I know I would have never done that when I was younger, but now that I am age challenged ;) I just smile and watch them stare at my feet. At least I am comfortable.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Aging with Grace
To be compared to cheese or a fine wine when someone is referring to your progression in years isn't really a compliment. Those things just make some people fat and drunk. I would rather be likened to Rice Crispies cause I hear that Snap Crackle Pop Every time I get out of my chair!
Monday, May 3, 2010
Stretch
Do you ever feel like a rubber band being stretched beyond it's limit and about to burst? Stress has a funny way of malforming us and stretching us in ways that we do not enjoy, but if we can still bounce back with a little pep in our step, and don't snap someone up side the head (no matter how enjoyable that would be) we will find ourselves back in shape, unless we are like our waistbands on Thanksgiving after dinner (<:
Kinda Like
Kinda like! I have heard this expression many times in my life. It is OK unless someone is comparing you to Earnest T. Bass. But then again "You ain't seen the last of.....
Old man humor. Kids that was when black white and gray were the colors on our Television.
Old man humor. Kids that was when black white and gray were the colors on our Television.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Stepping High
Bless The Lord! And all that is within me, bless His Holy name!
We all could use some help choosing what steps to take. Let's just remember He is with us.
We all could use some help choosing what steps to take. Let's just remember He is with us.
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