Vices

Isn't it woderful that some of our favorite vices have now become healthy sources of Antioxidants. Coffee, tea and Dark Chocolate!!!!! Yum, lets get healthy.

Handle It!

Love handles become flotation devices when immersed in water. Just thinking safety here, right?

Low Riders

C'mon now, tell the truth, we don't really want to see your boxers! Pull those pants up, put on a belt, and then we will talk. Maybe, if you can speak Souternese, the Language of Choice.

To tell you the truth

Many start what they are going to say with, To tell you the truth. If you think about it, why would I want you to tell me anything else? I usually quip, no tell me a lie instead.

Roll Baby Roll

Money is a paradox. Some think it is made flat to stack, some think it is made round to roll. Mine rolls as if a hornets nest fell on it.

Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates. There are sticky times, sugar sweet memories, and is chock full of nuts like us! Well, OK like me.

Battle of The Buldge

My Dads' definition of the battle of The Buldge, is so very different from mine. I start the battle on the scales every morning. Winning is not an option.

Phone Etiquette

You answer the phone with, May I help you? Oh, how many times did you want to say WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME??

Diet

If you are what you eat, then after looking in the mirror this morning. I need to change my diet.

Are we there yet?

How many times have kids uttered these annoying words? (Are we there yet?) At our age we are glad just to be here. There can wait.

Take a Chill Pill

How many times have we heard that, Take a chill pill. No thanks we have carpal tunnel from taking our prescribed medications.

Hardly Breathing

It's not a problem when you are hardly breathing. What is worse is that every time we get up from the chair we are breathing hardly. We will get in shape...one day I guess.

Let's go out

When your back is the only thing that goes out, you might be getting old.
Lifting can be hard. Those feather pillows are especially heavy.

Rude and Crude

Isn't it great that when you get old you can be rude and crude and the kids just think it's cause of you age?
Boy do we have them fooled, Huh?

Achey Breaky Heart???

It's not your heart that feels achey, it's your back, your knees... fill in the blank.

CRINKLES

Crinkles are those crazy wrinkles that pop up without warning overnight.
You know you are getting old when your wrinkles have wrinkles!